WHAT DEFINES A ROTARIAN?

U R A Texan IF:
1. You can properly pronounce Corsicana, Palestine, Decatur, Wichita Falls, San Antonio, Burnet, Boerne, Mexia, Nacogdoches, Waco, Amarillo, and Waxahachie.
2. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel.
3. You've ever had to switch from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day.
4. You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade.
5. Stores don't have bags, they have sacks.
6. You see people wear bib overalls at funerals.
7. You measure distance in minutes.
8. Little Smokies are something you serve only for special occasions.
9. You go to the lake because you think it is like going to the ocean.
10. You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit.
11. You know cow-pies are not made of beef.
12. Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date.
13. You have known someone who has had a belt buckle bigger than your fist.
14. You aren't surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, and bait all in the same store.
15. Your 'place at the lake' has wheels under it.
16. A Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol; a Ford F-350, 4 x 4 is.
17. You know everything goes better with Ranch dressin'.
18. You learned how to shoot a gun before you learned how to multiply.
19. You actually understand this and you are 'fixin' to' send it to your friends.
20. Finally, you are 100% Texan IF you have ever heard this conversation: 'You wanna coke?' 'Yeah.' 'What kind?' 'Dr Pepper!'

What would define us as Rotarians? U R A Rotarian if
1. The name Paul Harris reminds you of one of your uncles.
2. You feel under-dressed if you realize you're halfway through a meeting and you're not wearing a name badge.
3. You feel a sense of panic if it's time for the doorprize and you don't have a ticket.
4. You hear a bell ring and you automatically stand up. This is especially embarrassing at elevators!
5. Someone says to you, "Smile" and you start singing in response, "and the world smiles with you, sing a song!" This ruins the preacher's concentration during sermon time.
6. You get self-conscious if your cell phone rings in public and you pull out a dollar for the PTM (Pay The Man) Club!
7. You realize your meal includes ketchup for potato chips.
8. Someone mentions the governor is coming and you don't think the guy from Austin is making a trip to your club.
9. You get excited about winning a $25 gift certificate to anywhere.
10. You haven't received a hardcopy of any mail in such a long time that you get excited to get your monthly dues notice.

Okay, add your own! Glad you're here! See you next week!

Rotary Shares,

President Eddie